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Chicken in a Duck in a Turkey

Chicken in a Duck in a Turkey

American Thanksgiving is right around the corner, and in the spirit of all that is gluttonously American i pay tribute to the "Bird".

Which bird are we talking about you may ask??? Of course its - THE TURKEY.

The turtle-necked highschool geography teacher pushes his double-width shopping cart down the frozen food isles of the suburban megamarket. He overhears the triumphant rhetoric...
"So, how big is YOUR bird this year?"
"23 pounds"
"Mine is 28. Randy knows a man in the village who has an uncle who runs a farm."

Here's a couple wonderful links to help you get into the turkey-loving mood.

An american classic recipie... "deep fried turkey". But BE CAREFUL... accidents are known to happen.

And for those of you who wag your head at those pathetic single-foul feasts, here's your path to pluralised poultry. Complete with theme song to get you in the gut-and-stuff mood.

Once the feast is over, don't throw those 20 pounds of leftovers away!! Keep them for the 'hot turkey sandwich'. While you're at it Americanos.. wrap up one of those hot turkies and send it USPS to me.

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ReBlogged by mark argo on Nov 21, 2005 at 12:12 PM Posted by mark argo on Nov 21, 2005 at 12:12 PM

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