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! NO MAS FUTBOL!

! NO MAS FUTBOL!

A curious website:http://www.nomasfutbol.es/
" "We, the Women for a Football-free Spain/Great Britain, rise against the World Cup tournament".
The Rules for their husbands
1. Stop the World Cup: abolish the tournament, now and forever.
2. We will not tolerate to be left in the offside position any longer.
3. Grass is for cows. They eat it and shit on it.
4. A ball in the house = A ball less elsewhere.
5. Each and every hour of televised football will have to be compensated with two hours of Sex and the City / Friends / Desperate Housewives. Prime Time.
6. The WFE will use any means necessary to publicise its views: demonstrations, public stunts, petitions... We don't exclude any measure.
7. Each goal scored by England will have to be compensated with one afternoon of shopping. At man's expense.
8. Each garment or collection of accessories that is meant to even closely resemble the cross of St George will be punished with a one-week strike. For example: white shirt with red cross + face paint in same colours = not getting any for two weeks.
9. Watching the games with your mates down local boozer will have to be followed by a breakfast served in bed the next morning. For which you will be clean, shaven and sober.
10. All remote controls in the house are subject to WFE's authority.
11. In case of breach of one or several of these rules, we will leave you!

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ReBlogged by silvia on Jun 14, 2006 at 12:38 PM Posted by silvia on Jun 14, 2006 at 12:38 PM

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Posted by: ann at 15.06.2006 11:30 AM